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Brine + Shine™ Pickle Soap
Brine + Shine™ Pickle Soap
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CLEANSE + BRINE + THRIVE
Pickle-shaped soap · Jarred for maximum chaos · Cantaloupe
We jarred soap pickles. On purpose.
Brine & Shine™ is a limited edition soap hand-poured into realistic pickle shapes and packed into a jar like the world’s most moisturized pantry staple.
It looks aggressively edible. It is not. It smells bright, juicy, and fruity with a fresh cantaloupe scent that has absolutely no business working this well.
Sweet, fresh, and wildly unnecessary, this is the kind of product that makes people stop, stare, and immediately send a photo to someone else.
Frankly, we think that is beautiful.
Brine & Shine™ is a limited edition soap hand-poured into realistic pickle shapes and packed into a jar like the world’s most moisturized pantry staple.
It looks aggressively edible. It is not. It smells bright, juicy, and fruity with a fresh cantaloupe scent that has absolutely no business working this well.
Sweet, fresh, and wildly unnecessary, this is the kind of product that makes people stop, stare, and immediately send a photo to someone else.
Frankly, we think that is beautiful.
Scent Profile
A bright, juicy cantaloupe scent with a fresh, fruity finish. Sweet, playful, and surprisingly clean, it gives this deeply questionable pickle soap a fun, summery feel that is impossible to ignore.
Fragrance Family · Fresh + Fruity
Notes · Cantaloupe · Juicy Melon · Fresh Fruit
Notes · Cantaloupe · Juicy Melon · Fresh Fruit
Juicy. Bright. Emotionally pickled.
Why You Need It
- Fresh cantaloupe scent · Bright, juicy, and unexpectedly delightful
- Fully usable soap · Because committing to the bit matters
- Elite sink decor · Instantly turns any bathroom into a conversation piece
- Giftable nonsense · For the person who has everything except jarred soap pickles
Product Benefits
• Gently cleanses skin
• Leaves skin feeling fresh and lightly scented
• Bright fruity cantaloupe fragrance
• Looks deeply incorrect in the best possible way
• Delivers maximum shelf presence with minimal dignity
How to use
Remove one soap pickle from the jar. Lather with warm water and massage onto skin. Rinse thoroughly. Return the remaining pickles to their jar and admire your choices.
Description
It looks like a pickle, smells like juicy cantaloupe, and exists because subtlety is overrated. Fresh, fruity, and completely unserious, this novelty soap was made for people who appreciate clean skin and terrible ideas executed flawlessly.
Ingredients
Aqua (Deionized Water), Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Laurate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Chloride, Glyceryl Monolaurate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Sodium Thiosulfate, Sodium Citrate, Titanium Dioxide, Citric Acid, Trisodium Sulfosuccinate, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium Etidronate, Parfum, Polyester-3.
May Contain / Peut contenir: CI 45410, CI 77007, CI 19140
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 bad decision
Calories: 0
Clean Skin · 100%
Good Decisions · 0%
Crunch Factor · 0% (devastating)
Pickle Energy · 100%
Emotional Stability · Ask again later
Calories: 0
Clean Skin · 100%
Good Decisions · 0%
Crunch Factor · 0% (devastating)
Pickle Energy · 100%
Emotional Stability · Ask again later
Quick details
Cantaloupe scent Pickle-shaped soap Jarred chaos Limited edition
